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Mr. Crumpt

What Is Known

Phineas Crumpt has uncovered a mystery involving each of the Cartographers. It appears that the grandfathers of the five cartographers were involved in a secret society. I have attempted to collect information on them. The materials in this dossier are sketchy at best, and should be considered a work in progress. Much more is unknown than known, including the name,location and nature of their society.

The Disappearances

Each family namesake disappeared when the cartographers turned six years of age.

The Gruesome Discovery

Phineas Crumpt has discovered their fate: murder. He searched for years and was nearly driven to madness finding out what happened to him. His grandfather's head had been shrunken in some ancient tribal ritual. He also uncovered and obtained five additional heads. The men were all murdered in exactly the same way. A dark magic, old and foul is likely part of the picture.

Someone Knows

Vargos Von Karajon is attempting to acquire the heads and has already secured one of them. His intention is not known, other than his unrelenting desire for power and the occult.

You Can Help

Von Karajon's hand written notes on the location of one of the heads is in my possession. I have not been able to solve the puzzle, as his mind is twisted and dark. Plus, he is very good at those kind of things whereas I don't even do crosswords. I have appealed to my circle of friends to help with the mystery, however none have contacted me. Go here for a page with the clues if you have a mind to solve such things and know about GPS coordinates. My thanks to you in advance kind stranger for helping ferret out the location.

A Warning

I know it sounds ridiculous,I know it sounds absurd, but Von Karajon has steeped himself for years in the black arts and such. Just humor me on this. Do not utter his full name out loud. Never write anything down or draw, scribble, sketch, doodle, that has his name or even parts of his name. I have gone through great trouble and expense to exempt this web site from his curses and magic.


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